HoW dOeS yOuR mAn ScOrE?

I couldn't sleep tonight so came downstairs to make some tea and go online.
Came across this and it made me smile. To be honest l have a great husband but even he would forget the decorative pillows ~ that's why l don't bother with them either.
There are a few in here l bet most women will relate to. Poor guys ~ they just can't win.

SIMPLE DUTIES
You make the bed ..........+1
You make the bed, but forget to add the decorative pillows.... 0
You throw the bedspread over rumpled sheets.......-1
You leave the toilet seat up.........-5
You replace the toilet paper roll when it is empty.... 0
When the toilet paper roll is barren, you resort to Kleenex......-1
When the Kleenex runs out you use the next bathroom.......-2
You go out to buy her extra-light panty liners with wings......+5
in the snow........+8
but return with beer........-5
and no liners..........-25
You check out a suspicious noise at night..... 0
You check out a suspicious noise and it is nothing..... 0
You check out a suspicious noise and it is something......+5
You pummel it with a six iron.......+10
It's her cat.........-40

AT THE PARTY
You stay by her side the entire party....... 0
You stay by her side for a while, then leave to chat with a College drinking buddy.......-2
Named Tiffany.........-4
Tiffany is a dancer.............-10
With breast implants.......-18

HER BIRTHDAY
You remember her birthday.......0
You buy a card and flowers.......0
You take her out to dinner....... 0
You take her out to dinner and it's not a sports bar.......+1
Okay, it is a sports bar..........-2
And it's all-you-can-eat night........-3
It's a sports bar, it's all-you-can-eat night, & your face is painted the colors of your favorite team....-10

A NIGHT OUT WITH THE BOYS
Go with a pal.....0
The pal is happily married.....+1
The pal is single......-7
He drives a Ferrari......-10
With a personalized license plate (GR8 NBED)........-15

A NIGHT OUT WITH HER
You take her to a movie......+2
You take her to a movie she likes......+4
You take her to a movie you hate.....+6
You take her to a movie you like........-2
It's called Death Cop 3......-3
Which features Cyborgs that eat humans........-9
You lied and said it was a foreign film about orphans......-15

YOUR PHYSIQUE
You develop a noticeable pot belly......-15
You develop a noticeable pot belly & exercise to get rid of it.....+10
You develop a noticeable pot belly and resort to loose jeans and baggy Hawaiian shirts..-30
You say, "It doesn't matter, you have one too."........-800

THE BIG QUESTION
She asks, "Does this dress make me look fat?"
You hesitate in responding........-10
You reply, "Where?".......-35
You reply, "no, I think it's your butt"........-100
Any other response........-20

COMMUNICATION
When she wants to talk about a problem:
You listen, displaying a concerned expression.......0
You listen, for over 30 minutes.......+5
You relate to her problem and share a similar experience.....+50
Your mind wanders to sports and you suddenly hear her saying "Well, what do you think I should do"......-50
You listen for more than 30 minutes without looking at the TV.....+100
She realizes this is because you have fallen asleep.....-200